Y'all better brace yourselves! While shopping at Toys r us yesterday with my 3 almost 4 year old the following happened!
Little Missy says "Mom I have to pee!"
I replied "Me too"
We had just spent all morning at her spring carnival and we were at toys r us to pick a pool for her and Itty bitty to play in and some other fun water toys! I stop what I am doing and all three of us hurry to the bathroom!
Little missy hops up on the toilet while I change Itty bitty's diaper, after she is done I sit down to pee!
Little miss hands me one tiny square of toilet paper...to which I replied..
"umm baby mommy needs more toilet paper then that!"
LM "Why Mommy?"
Lm : "I only use one or two!"
me: "well I am bigger than you and I need more"
to which little missy then said in a very loud exaggerated tone!
"Then you must have a GIANT vagina!"
ummmmmm....I was 55 shades of purple. and laughing! she did not know what was so funny, I could not explain! I hid in the stall until I was 99% sure there was no body else in the bathroom! I then pulled my sunglasses over my eyes, continued to laugh grabbed a pool and made a bee line for the door!! What the hell? where does she get this stuff from!
Maybe next time I should teach my kids better names for their privates as to not be soo embarrassed when we are out in public!!
On a running note, I am running National police week 5k tomorrow! Hopefully, my Giant va jay jay will PR!
Happy Friday and weekend to all.....still laughing!